Two-Faced Troll: A Shrek Tale
trog·lo·dyte ( P ) Pronunciation Key (trgl-dt)n.
A member of a fabulous or prehistoric race of people that lived in caves, dens, or holes.
A person considered to be reclusive, reactionary, out of date, or brutish.
An anthropoid ape, such as a gorilla or chimpanzee.
An animal that lives underground, as an ant or a worm.
Thank heavens, the lil boy is going back home in a few days. I have heard more than I can bear at this point. I'm so sad to say that he is a LIAR!!! just like his father. Boy it's true that the apple don't fall far. Okay, what hasn't he lied about at this point? I dont know. First of all, when he first got out here, he was going down to his grandmother's house to stay during the day. That way he would be able to see his cousin and not be bored all day. It wasn't because I didnt want him around. Well, his father was making him seem like the reason his son was being "forced" to go to his grandmother's house was because I didnt treat him like he was my own. I was totally offended by that. Even when we broke up the very FIRST time, I still used to go and pick him up and spend time with him; he was around 4 at the time. So he started coming here. Not a big, big deal cuz he stays up all night and sleeps all day and doesnt bother me when I am trying to work. You give him food and a playstation and he's copacetic. Well, there were a couple of times that I suggested he go to grandmother's - and he said he didn't like it over there because she was mean to him and whooped him for sleeping and would wake him with a belt. I witnessed her crankiness for myself when I dropped him off to take the girls to a movie (he didnt go because he didnt WANT to see Willy Wonka; he didn't miss SHIT cuz Johnny Depp had me snoring like hell up in there) so I thought well shit, maybe the lil ninja was tellin' the truth. He has developed his father's utterly SHIT-NASTY attitude when things do not go his way. If he's hongree and can't get what he wants at that moment, he starts flashin'. A few weeks back we went to a friends house and they were BBQ'g - well the food wasnt done when we got there and we were all starving but we knew we had to wait til it was done. Shrek asked me if he could have some cereal and I said no, he had to wait to eat until everyone else did. So he stomped off and plopped down in front of the TV, all attitudinal. A lil while later, the lil ass thought he was slick and hugged up on my friend's husband...arm around him like they were old-school-chums and asked him for something. Ha, unfortunately, the plot did not pan out as the fool expected because the husband called aloud to our friend and asked if there was any cereal? To which my head snapped in their direction *insert a Parker Lewis Can't Lose sound-effect here* and i said, YOU BETTER GO SIT YO LIL ASS BACK DOWN IN FRONT OF THAT TV AND SHUT UP ABOUT SOME CEREAL!! I Told Your Ass NO!!!! He had the nerve to get all teary-eyed about it. So, I have literally put my foot down with this child, all the huffs and fuckin puffs he been doing, that shit gets him hollared at, and he don't like that. So today I found out that one time he was being disciplined, he asked to call his mother to snitch of course, and during this convo, he told her he didnt want to call me Mom no more. Like I said, I only found this out today, and I was really hurt. You know, no one in my family ever thought he was cute and ever took to him, but I always defended him. He told his sister's mom that me and his father always hit him (beat him really)...it's to the point that his father is almost afraid to discipline him because he's afraid of the legal ramifications (re: custody and visitation). But I say fuck that. Beat the monkey shit outta his lil ass. So, I wish I HAD whipped his ass - I never have had the need to; I just raise my voice and he cries. If you gone lie on me about it, then let me do it now!!! Well I done talked to his momma now - he is going home in just a few days, praise be to Jesus. Cuz I couldn't take no more. And he ain't gone be here neither, my momma don't want his lil lyin' ass coming over (just using that as an excuse, she is, but hey). If I have to take them to the airport myself, and drive around until he's dropped off then so be it!! I'm GLAD he's leaving and that I don't have to see him again for a LONG while!!!!
A member of a fabulous or prehistoric race of people that lived in caves, dens, or holes.
A person considered to be reclusive, reactionary, out of date, or brutish.
An anthropoid ape, such as a gorilla or chimpanzee.
An animal that lives underground, as an ant or a worm.
Thank heavens, the lil boy is going back home in a few days. I have heard more than I can bear at this point. I'm so sad to say that he is a LIAR!!! just like his father. Boy it's true that the apple don't fall far. Okay, what hasn't he lied about at this point? I dont know. First of all, when he first got out here, he was going down to his grandmother's house to stay during the day. That way he would be able to see his cousin and not be bored all day. It wasn't because I didnt want him around. Well, his father was making him seem like the reason his son was being "forced" to go to his grandmother's house was because I didnt treat him like he was my own. I was totally offended by that. Even when we broke up the very FIRST time, I still used to go and pick him up and spend time with him; he was around 4 at the time. So he started coming here. Not a big, big deal cuz he stays up all night and sleeps all day and doesnt bother me when I am trying to work. You give him food and a playstation and he's copacetic. Well, there were a couple of times that I suggested he go to grandmother's - and he said he didn't like it over there because she was mean to him and whooped him for sleeping and would wake him with a belt. I witnessed her crankiness for myself when I dropped him off to take the girls to a movie (he didnt go because he didnt WANT to see Willy Wonka; he didn't miss SHIT cuz Johnny Depp had me snoring like hell up in there) so I thought well shit, maybe the lil ninja was tellin' the truth. He has developed his father's utterly SHIT-NASTY attitude when things do not go his way. If he's hongree and can't get what he wants at that moment, he starts flashin'. A few weeks back we went to a friends house and they were BBQ'g - well the food wasnt done when we got there and we were all starving but we knew we had to wait til it was done. Shrek asked me if he could have some cereal and I said no, he had to wait to eat until everyone else did. So he stomped off and plopped down in front of the TV, all attitudinal. A lil while later, the lil ass thought he was slick and hugged up on my friend's husband...arm around him like they were old-school-chums and asked him for something. Ha, unfortunately, the plot did not pan out as the fool expected because the husband called aloud to our friend and asked if there was any cereal? To which my head snapped in their direction *insert a Parker Lewis Can't Lose sound-effect here* and i said, YOU BETTER GO SIT YO LIL ASS BACK DOWN IN FRONT OF THAT TV AND SHUT UP ABOUT SOME CEREAL!! I Told Your Ass NO!!!! He had the nerve to get all teary-eyed about it. So, I have literally put my foot down with this child, all the huffs and fuckin puffs he been doing, that shit gets him hollared at, and he don't like that. So today I found out that one time he was being disciplined, he asked to call his mother to snitch of course, and during this convo, he told her he didnt want to call me Mom no more. Like I said, I only found this out today, and I was really hurt. You know, no one in my family ever thought he was cute and ever took to him, but I always defended him. He told his sister's mom that me and his father always hit him (beat him really)...it's to the point that his father is almost afraid to discipline him because he's afraid of the legal ramifications (re: custody and visitation). But I say fuck that. Beat the monkey shit outta his lil ass. So, I wish I HAD whipped his ass - I never have had the need to; I just raise my voice and he cries. If you gone lie on me about it, then let me do it now!!! Well I done talked to his momma now - he is going home in just a few days, praise be to Jesus. Cuz I couldn't take no more. And he ain't gone be here neither, my momma don't want his lil lyin' ass coming over (just using that as an excuse, she is, but hey). If I have to take them to the airport myself, and drive around until he's dropped off then so be it!! I'm GLAD he's leaving and that I don't have to see him again for a LONG while!!!!
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